Jazmyn Simon
Nude

Biography

Jazmyn Simon‘s mocha skin and short spiky hair put her on the radar of many skin seekers right out of the gate. Since her first appearance on Parks and Recreation, procreation has been on the mind of most of her loyal followers. They watched her sexify subsequent series like Welcome to the Family, Hello Ladies, F#Cker of the Month, and Sister Dirty. But it was her breakout role as Julie Greane on HBO’s Ballers that really inflated their balls. Playing the wife of ex-football player Charles Greane (Omar Benson Miller), Jazmyn made it into 38 episodes, one of which had her taking a dirty play all the way. Wearing only a black bra, her quarterback sacks jiggle joyfully as she lies in the perfect position for a snapback. Blue 42! Butt! Butt! The scene also features a great shot of Simon’s sidelines, from dark meat to light. And the real touchdown is the sexy sight of her end zone, and no, you won’t be sitting in the nosebleed section. Could we get an instant replay on that one? Unfortunately, Jazmyn hasn’t done anymore onscreen nudity. The mamnificent mother of two still acts, though. In 2020 she appeared in the comedy-crime flick Psych 2: Lassie Come Home, and in 2021 she scored roles in the movie Locked Down and the series Raising Dion. Jazmyn should be raising dongs in skinema–and we’re thankful for anyone who tries to facilitate her comeback. Mr. Skin would be willing to do just about anything that a naked Simon says!